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Jonathon asked: Clearly racist….
Yo, I know that in their imaginations, White Supremacists think that if they’d only get their way, everyone would look like Dolph Lundgren or whatever, but they always forget that the actual face of racist assholes is kind of more like this half-toad half-Ned-Flanders fuckface who’s somehow both a dad and a virgin at the same time.
Here’s a collection of photos posted by Vin Diesel onto the Vin Diesel Facebook page. (30,000,000 “likes.”)
After I read this, I wanted to give myself a hug. So I did.
In 2006, actor Stephen Fry received a letter from a girl struggling with depression. This was his response.
This is why Stephen Fry is one of my heroes.
A fantastic human being.
You’ve probably seen this, but you also probably can’t see it enough.
I just realized that all of most mammals’ fur is essentially its pubes. Like the hair around a cat (for example!) weiner just spreads all over it’s body. This is not something I would normally post, but I can’t keep this to myself any longer.
I’ve included a diagram to help everyone understand.
PS What if I die and this is the last thing I ever wrote on the internet?
EDIT: I have just received extremely important information from Emma.
If this cat were to get a bikini wax, would it look like one of those sphinx cats?
OR Is this cat’s undergarment already “doing it right”?
U B THE JUDGE!!!
